This letter is to the French boys who made a sad attempt on asking me out tonight...... and for all the other ones out there:
Now I use boys because, well you are not young men you are boys. Your first mistake when asking me out was telling me that you are only 16, even after you found out I am 19. Second, smoking in a girls face then hulking up the worlds most disgusting loogie right next to my foot was the trashiest way to make a pass at me. Next, tell your friend standing next to you that if the only English he knows are swear words and sexual innuendos that he should keep his mouth shut.
But your worst mistake was even approaching me, thinking that someone this awesome and this gorgeous would even give you the time of day.
Yep. So sorry friends looks like I won't be coming home with a man, or should I say a BOY.